On bukkake

Ed:

Shaynan: I can't even believe the stupidness of everything that flows around me
Ed: Like you're being bukkaked with stupid.
Shaynan: bukkaked?
Ed: You don't want to know.

Tara: That's amazing.
Ed: ...and she made me define it for her.
Tara: oh dear
Ed: Yeah. Some day I'll learn.
Tara: *sigh* When you said bukkake I pictured seppuku in my head. Google just reminded me that was not the case.
Ed: True. And I'm sorry.
Tara: That's fine. Let's just hope the little man that checks our surfing habits doesn't feel like he needs to pay me a visit