Coworker 1: What's that?
Coworker 3: A sign of the apocalypse. The 18 sexiest female teacher sex offenders. (http://www.coedmagazine.com/news/6069)
Tara: Oh god.
Coworker 3: I know. I mean, what would a list of the 18 sexiest male sex offenders look like?
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
On sex offenders
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
On countries I've never heard of
Tara: I've never heard of some of these countries
Random Coworker: neither had I.
Tara: Vanuatu?
Random Coworker: I have actually heard of that
Tara: that sounds like it's from a sci-fi
Random Coworker: like a weird planet somewhere
Tara: Wallis and Futuna... they're the uncle and aunt you never want to see
Random Coworker: that Kirk took advantage of the women of...
Random Coworker: I meant Vanuatu... not the aunt and uncle cause that's just creepy
Tara: LOL. he was arrested for that once
Random Coworker: and family dinners have never been the same....
Friday, February 15, 2008
On Michael Flatley
Tara: okay, that video of your baby dancing is awesome
Marq: glad you liked it. I can literally play any music and he dances the same way
even to the weather channel
Tara: that's awesome!
Marq: yeah, he's gonna grow up to be a Micheal Flatley
Tara: but less gay?
Marq: he's not gay, he just plays gay on stage. kinda like that guy from Will and Grace
Tara: right. but either way he's fabulous?
Marq: FAB-U-LOUS! snap snap
Tara: holy crap he's from detroit
Marq: oh yeah, he's neither Irish nor Gay
Tara: and is married to a woman whose name I can't pronounce
Marq: It's pronounced Gold-Digger
Tara: LOL. well, his parents are from ireland. and he has a flute solo album
Marq: hehe
Tara: plays a flute...
Marq: teehee. Not GAY!
Tara: at all!
Marq: nope. all man
Tara: RAWR!
Marq: Just dances in spangly tights and plays the flute
Tara: that's right
Marq: ...also while wearing tights. or not. probably not
Tara: this is making me giggle
Thursday, February 14, 2008
On DDR for mobiles
Tara: HOLY CRAP I CAN GET DDR ON MY CRACKBERRY
Ed: ?!?
Monday, February 11, 2008
Guest entry: on cookies and Churchill
Ed: need.......nap.....can't....finish....cookie...
Natalie: heh.
it's defeating you?
Ed: It will not! I have not yet begun to fight! Nevah Surrendah! (munch munch)
Natalie: oh dear
Monday, February 4, 2008
On the Superbowl, for Ed
Ed: Nice.
Tara: I like that article
Ed: It's a wonderful diversion from the ceaseless New England coverage.
Tara: nfl.com sure has a lot about the giants and manning. it's like the sports coverage world turned its head making that popping sound as the patriots' collective cock came out if its mouth and went "hey, wait a minute, some other guy won!"
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